i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
try to milk me bitch
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