When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
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go home
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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