Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Randomize
