Three words: puerto rican gang bang
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
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