Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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