That's intense
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
