she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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