is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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