My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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