i think i have herpe
just one?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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