smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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