I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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