dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Actions speak louder than pants.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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