North Korea, Best Korea!
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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