Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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