She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
We talked him into tasing himself.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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