I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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