I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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