Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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