We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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