I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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