i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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