Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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