yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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