Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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