And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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