You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
