i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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