I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
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