My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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