Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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