even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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