she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I think my moral compass just broke
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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