is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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