She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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