you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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