We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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