ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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