ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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