My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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