I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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