Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Blood and glitter go together right?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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