I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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