ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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