Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Just pee around me
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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