my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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