i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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