Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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