Nicole vs. Life
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I'm having to shit out rocks
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