I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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