Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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