Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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