Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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